i ll be leavin for m'sia in bout 12hrs time le....sad man....
arrrrgh....i noe u ll goin to miss me la...silly pple...u tink im goin to miss u?...oh tink again man....zzzzz haha jus makin a fool out of silly pple la...
fool...silly...makes sense??...[mus be tinkin wad im sayin]...
~silly pple~
ok anw go dere can restock on games...ok mus limit to 1 or 2 la...and dvds...heex...cant wait to watch oceans twelve....incredibles agauin n again....lol...um...x'mas wit e kranks...national treasure...n see wad else appeals la....haha...
[of course i tokin original stuff u silly pple...im rich im rich...piracy is stealing!!]....reminds me of dat lame advert when u watch movies lor..."u dun steal a car..."...wad crap...of course i do...den again im rich enough....stealing makes u feel content though....
bear with me cos dis entry contains alot of irony so u hv to spot dem n readl SLOW...SLOW...
haha...i lame la...hiaz...2dae dad jus came back frm Nyon, Switzerland....haha...came back stopped in seoul cos of typhoon den send e planes to e outer regions of e earth...well...i.e. SAFETY REASONS....silly pple....he got to slp 1 nite in e lodge...spoke to our family for 30mins...all got to talk cos my hse got speaker phone de...ok anyway forward back to dec17...i WAS talking bout the day BEFORE dec17 if u silly pple didnt noe....ok so hes back...went to get a new hp for my sis...crap lor....i only got mine lyk...few yrs back?...hiaz....nvm she deserves it la...after all...i consede to her....ok...conCede...betcha all cant spot e mistake...obviously silly pple...[duh?!]...
one more thing...gals really do get depressed easily lor....hiaz...at least gals in my silly sch...[im sayin e sch silly not e gals silly bud if u interprete dis e other way round den deres 1 more person hus silly...n dats...nvm....]....yea gals v emotional de...haha...remb mrs lee sayin dat in a sex education lesson...lol...hiaz...my best fren oso la...used to be so emotional lor....hiaz...so easily got mood swings...dats a symptom of depression lor...bud i tink she change for e better le la...heex...learnt how to cope with problems le....stayin as cute as ever...haha...also leavin on 18dec go bangkok instead....hehz...how fated....nvm i wun mention her name...such a nice name oso...yea very comparable to jie de...haha...lol now im bein lame....
hmmm den elaine really worst case scenario la....can really write abstract essays lor...she d do real well in lit la....jus dun let ur scope of knowledge n depth in english overcome ur social life n make u tink its reality....dats smth only she cld understand...*i tink*.....haha...
cheryl always so cheerful de....suddenly 2dae a lil upset...bud aiya...at least she still can talk n treat others not involved with her cause normally...kkz enough of dese le....on to soccer...
Champions league draw for round sweet 16.....
Real Madrid v Juventus
Barcalona v Chelsea
Man Utd v AC Milan
Liverpool v Leverkusen
FC Porto v Inter Milan
Bayern Munich v Arsenal
Bremen v Lyon
PSV v Monaco
Be careful wad u wish for...u MIGHT JUS GET IT....gd luck ya chelsea n ur arrogant manager...u wanted barcalona u jus got them....ure as gd as eliminated....real madrid oso...juventus wun lose de lor...hope arsenal can beat bayern munich la...hope...hope...heex...kkz...of course i ll miss ya all la...hope to come back [in one piece][if not jus disintergrate]....haha...come back n den enjoy e festive season...YipeeX....haha,...bye
[referring to Singapore not bye to u silly pple]
[how silly...]
[When did i get to noe pple lyk dis...]
[x] i'm open-minded
8:29 PM
i ll be leavin for m'sia in bout 12hrs time le....sad man....
arrrrgh....i noe u ll goin to miss me la...silly pple...u tink im goin to miss u?...oh tink again man....zzzzz haha jus makin a fool out of silly pple la...
fool...silly...makes sense??...[mus be tinkin wad im sayin]...
~silly pple~
ok anw go dere can restock on games...ok mus limit to 1 or 2 la...and dvds...heex...cant wait to watch oceans twelve....incredibles agauin n again....lol...um...x'mas wit e kranks...national treasure...n see wad else appeals la....haha...
[of course i tokin original stuff u silly pple...im rich im rich...piracy is stealing!!]....reminds me of dat lame advert when u watch movies lor..."u dun steal a car..."...wad crap...of course i do...den again im rich enough....stealing makes u feel content though....
bear with me cos dis entry contains alot of irony so u hv to spot dem n readl SLOW...SLOW...
haha...i lame la...hiaz...2dae dad jus came back frm Nyon, Switzerland....haha...came back stopped in seoul cos of typhoon den send e planes to e outer regions of e earth...well...i.e. SAFETY REASONS....silly pple....he got to slp 1 nite in e lodge...spoke to our family for 30mins...all got to talk cos my hse got speaker phone de...ok anyway forward back to dec17...i WAS talking bout the day BEFORE dec17 if u silly pple didnt noe....ok so hes back...went to get a new hp for my sis...crap lor....i only got mine lyk...few yrs back?...hiaz....nvm she deserves it la...after all...i consede to her....ok...conCede...betcha all cant spot e mistake...obviously silly pple...[duh?!]...
one more thing...gals really do get depressed easily lor....hiaz...at least gals in my silly sch...[im sayin e sch silly not e gals silly bud if u interprete dis e other way round den deres 1 more person hus silly...n dats...nvm....]....yea gals v emotional de...haha...remb mrs lee sayin dat in a sex education lesson...lol...hiaz...my best fren oso la...used to be so emotional lor....hiaz...so easily got mood swings...dats a symptom of depression lor...bud i tink she change for e better le la...heex...learnt how to cope with problems le....stayin as cute as ever...haha...also leavin on 18dec go bangkok instead....hehz...how fated....nvm i wun mention her name...such a nice name oso...yea very comparable to jie de...haha...lol now im bein lame....
hmmm den elaine really worst case scenario la....can really write abstract essays lor...she d do real well in lit la....jus dun let ur scope of knowledge n depth in english overcome ur social life n make u tink its reality....dats smth only she cld understand...*i tink*.....haha...
cheryl always so cheerful de....suddenly 2dae a lil upset...bud aiya...at least she still can talk n treat others not involved with her cause normally...kkz enough of dese le....on to soccer...
Champions league draw for round sweet 16.....
Real Madrid v Juventus
Barcalona v Chelsea
Man Utd v AC Milan
Liverpool v Leverkusen
FC Porto v Inter Milan
Bayern Munich v Arsenal
Bremen v Lyon
PSV v Monaco
Be careful wad u wish for...u MIGHT JUS GET IT....gd luck ya chelsea n ur arrogant manager...u wanted barcalona u jus got them....ure as gd as eliminated....real madrid oso...juventus wun lose de lor...hope arsenal can beat bayern munich la...hope...hope...heex...kkz...of course i ll miss ya all la...hope to come back [in one piece][if not jus disintergrate]....haha...come back n den enjoy e festive season...YipeeX....haha,...bye
[referring to Singapore not bye to u silly pple]
[how silly...]
[When did i get to noe pple lyk dis...]
[x] i'm open-minded
8:29 PM
EMAIL wing.of.nazgul@gmail
likes^:
Mangoes, fishes (esp. sardines), yoghurts, cereals,
Arsenal FC
Bergkamp, Pires, Henry.
*Small screen:
Amazing Race, CSI NY,Ally Mac., English Premier League, UEFA Champions league,
BIG screen:
Lord of the Rings.
Legolas i.e. Orlando Bloom
Oceans 11, My best friends wedding, AI,
Music:
Incomplete, behind those hazel eyes, my happy ending, this is how a heart breaks, out of the BLUE, lost without you, let the music heal your soul..., goin' crazy.
Desires:
a new COMFORTABLE bedsheet above all others.
A 42" Plasma TV
new pencil box
Good results.
To be sane and make good friends
to be Best frenz 4eva
a Change a.s.a.p
*my's* Laws:
1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Everything takes longer than you think.
3. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
5. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
9. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10. Mother nature is a bitch.
11. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
12. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
13. Every solution breeds new problems.
Laws on the perversity of nature: :
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
i.e. The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law on research: :
The theory is supported as long as the funds are.
Laws on driving: :
1. You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you go fast enough.
2. Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the desired restraining speed.
3. The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.
4. This lane ends in 500 feet.
Love Laws:
1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (refer to 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.[notice spelling]
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9. Nice guys(girls) finish last.
10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Laws on military: :
1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
3. Friendly fire ain't.
4. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
5. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
6. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
7. The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.
8. Incoming fire has the right of way.
9. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
10. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
11. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
12. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
13. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
14. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
15. Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
16. If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
