bud cos of dat i sacrifice my jap lor...crap...im goin to fail it...4 sure...jus done func writin...oh man...massacre saw 1 0 's ans...gosh i cant read...jus do my own silly style la...hor...
man i hate naomi...until to be proven wrong...dat is a liable statement...i.e.
i hv my clauses to justify n am prepared to go to court at any point of time whatsoever. [period]
jus settled chengyu...tmr *tink**tink* im goin to amaze myself...=PpP...ok better not curse my own downfall...den played sum fantasy football...YAY...my team rawks!!...Rooney got 29pts for me...henry oso...soon i might be challenging for top 100...lol...long way...ok...enough 4 today..tmr come home slack le...wheeeeeex...
[x] i'm open-minded
11:25 PM
bud cos of dat i sacrifice my jap lor...crap...im goin to fail it...4 sure...jus done func writin...oh man...massacre saw 1 0 's ans...gosh i cant read...jus do my own silly style la...hor...
man i hate naomi...until to be proven wrong...dat is a liable statement...i.e.
i hv my clauses to justify n am prepared to go to court at any point of time whatsoever. [period]
jus settled chengyu...tmr *tink**tink* im goin to amaze myself...=PpP...ok better not curse my own downfall...den played sum fantasy football...YAY...my team rawks!!...Rooney got 29pts for me...henry oso...soon i might be challenging for top 100...lol...long way...ok...enough 4 today..tmr come home slack le...wheeeeeex...
[x] i'm open-minded
11:25 PM
EMAIL wing.of.nazgul@gmail
likes^:
Mangoes, fishes (esp. sardines), yoghurts, cereals,
Arsenal FC
Bergkamp, Pires, Henry.
*Small screen:
Amazing Race, CSI NY,Ally Mac., English Premier League, UEFA Champions league,
BIG screen:
Lord of the Rings.
Legolas i.e. Orlando Bloom
Oceans 11, My best friends wedding, AI,
Music:
Incomplete, behind those hazel eyes, my happy ending, this is how a heart breaks, out of the BLUE, lost without you, let the music heal your soul..., goin' crazy.
Desires:
a new COMFORTABLE bedsheet above all others.
A 42" Plasma TV
new pencil box
Good results.
To be sane and make good friends
to be Best frenz 4eva
a Change a.s.a.p
*my's* Laws:
1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Everything takes longer than you think.
3. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
5. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
9. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10. Mother nature is a bitch.
11. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
12. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
13. Every solution breeds new problems.
Laws on the perversity of nature: :
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
i.e. The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law on research: :
The theory is supported as long as the funds are.
Laws on driving: :
1. You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you go fast enough.
2. Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the desired restraining speed.
3. The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.
4. This lane ends in 500 feet.
Love Laws:
1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (refer to 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.[notice spelling]
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9. Nice guys(girls) finish last.
10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Laws on military: :
1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
3. Friendly fire ain't.
4. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
5. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
6. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
7. The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.
8. Incoming fire has the right of way.
9. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
10. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
11. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
12. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
13. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
14. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
15. Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
16. If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
