Im...
back in Singapore already frm a visit to my relatives...hehe...yea...along wit it got quite alota cheap stuff lyk dvds and some clothing. played lotsa mahjong wit my cousins, eat plenty of good food lyk deir penang laksa, kway teow and some kinda food similar to carrot cake here in singapore..haha. my cousins so rich...yea...at night had fun watching late night movies on HBO or star movies, and dere WAS dis one night where we watched 8-legged freaks, and den ant lesser-known movie called Rats, and dey both had exactly the same storyline lor...super ridiculous la..yea..and my cousin has an iPod. isnt dat cool?...yeah nice listening la...though i did not blast e music unlike other people, haha...yups got my specs changed and my hair cut. poor planning la. goin to make my IC nxt mth n by den prob my hair all grow bac and i ll look pathetic again. oh hu cares..and for once FINALLY, i did not vomit in the airplane, my lips did not swell unlike earlier dis yr when i went to vegas and yosemite park...yea...
m'sia was quite a nightmare when it came to nocturnal animals. 4, u heard me. F-O-U-R cockroaches in a go at night in the toilet, i was so horrified i rushed upstairs to use the toilet dere, thankfully dere were none dere. ohyea. and one day some big roach ran across the kitchen. mind you my cousin's hse is very nicely renovated lor. bud smths u cant control insects la. well it was the size of 2 fists lor. turned out it wasnt a roach,
wasnt an insect either...
it was a RAT. oh for pete's sake. get the hell outta the hse man. lol...and my cousin's dog, a golden retriever was sick, dere was a wound on its leg and dere were maggots in it...gosh...sad lor...has to send it to the doc, the v et rather...yea...and as usual at night go eat dinner wit dad's friends and mom's, boring boring boring. whole day talk bout politics and wad dey plan to do after dey retire. LOLS.
whoosh, and i managed to download Tong Hua the whole album, slowly listen la. heh. now back in singapore, realised i missed my police knowledge course;. and got badge de lor...ai HECK la. haha. total crap la. hu nds to go lor....
4give me my brain is extremly disordered now so wadeva i post is not in chronological order. NOT A PERSONAL RECOUNT. haha. jus a entry to burn time. lols. ya arrived at the airport last thur morning at 6.55am, flight was at 8.05, so we had time to go Premier Lounge!!...heex...went dere ate alot worth of food siaz...i nd to grow fat wad...eat 2 packets of yoghurts [dey werent dat big la..], 2 crossaints [now how do u spell dat freakin FRENCH word], a sandwich, cereal [dey generously gv it in the box form, u noe those small boxes], ya and i drank 3 packets of magnolia fresh milk. small one de la. eh it aint cheap lor. den kapoh-ed 6 packets on camel nuts, 2 sandwiches for mom, and 3 packets of yoghurt to enjoy over the days in m,sia...and 2 packets of tomato juice [i only drink dem when i travel], and 2 packets of fresh milk cos i noe dey r worth money. LOL. eh its a free trip wad. SIA mus really really hate me. HEEXZ. den on the plane full le lor...now SIA cheapskate lor...gv only a tiny tray wit a pie to eat. unlike normal meal. not only is the quantity of food less [dun talk bout quality], bud now oso no spoon/forks to kapoh lor. ], jus to let ya pple noe 3/4 of my forks, spoons and knives are frm SIA. HAHA. blame it on mom and dad.
sadly on the way back, for SOME apparent reason the lounge was "full", so we cldnt go dere...instead dey gave us a voucher to spend at coffeebean. nth much lor. mind u its 30RM. hyea jus got 2 cakes and a mocha ice-blended. m'sia airport SUX. and it corresponds my liking for the country. hurhur. haha. wow SIA terminal oso change le lei. now lyk newer liddat...haha...
`yea...now still cant find my stand up speak up band. crap la. and y isnt henry pires and e rest of e french players in Arsenal coming to singapore...eh. Beckham is coming for england lor. France arh. too confident le la. crap la. bud Paris will host the 2012 olympics la. quite sure de...bud...hiaz...yala..tmr better try to continue my work. maybe geography. haha. and read my history bk. humans day la. haha. ok...
and you make sure u hv s safe trip home....and enjoy ur dinner...
[its 8pm in Germany. Still VERY sunny....]...summertime wad...haha...signing off..
[x] i'm open-minded
4:38 PM
Im...
back in Singapore already frm a visit to my relatives...hehe...yea...along wit it got quite alota cheap stuff lyk dvds and some clothing. played lotsa mahjong wit my cousins, eat plenty of good food lyk deir penang laksa, kway teow and some kinda food similar to carrot cake here in singapore..haha. my cousins so rich...yea...at night had fun watching late night movies on HBO or star movies, and dere WAS dis one night where we watched 8-legged freaks, and den ant lesser-known movie called Rats, and dey both had exactly the same storyline lor...super ridiculous la..yea..and my cousin has an iPod. isnt dat cool?...yeah nice listening la...though i did not blast e music unlike other people, haha...yups got my specs changed and my hair cut. poor planning la. goin to make my IC nxt mth n by den prob my hair all grow bac and i ll look pathetic again. oh hu cares..and for once FINALLY, i did not vomit in the airplane, my lips did not swell unlike earlier dis yr when i went to vegas and yosemite park...yea...
m'sia was quite a nightmare when it came to nocturnal animals. 4, u heard me. F-O-U-R cockroaches in a go at night in the toilet, i was so horrified i rushed upstairs to use the toilet dere, thankfully dere were none dere. ohyea. and one day some big roach ran across the kitchen. mind you my cousin's hse is very nicely renovated lor. bud smths u cant control insects la. well it was the size of 2 fists lor. turned out it wasnt a roach,
wasnt an insect either...
it was a RAT. oh for pete's sake. get the hell outta the hse man. lol...and my cousin's dog, a golden retriever was sick, dere was a wound on its leg and dere were maggots in it...gosh...sad lor...has to send it to the doc, the v et rather...yea...and as usual at night go eat dinner wit dad's friends and mom's, boring boring boring. whole day talk bout politics and wad dey plan to do after dey retire. LOLS.
whoosh, and i managed to download Tong Hua the whole album, slowly listen la. heh. now back in singapore, realised i missed my police knowledge course;. and got badge de lor...ai HECK la. haha. total crap la. hu nds to go lor....
4give me my brain is extremly disordered now so wadeva i post is not in chronological order. NOT A PERSONAL RECOUNT. haha. jus a entry to burn time. lols. ya arrived at the airport last thur morning at 6.55am, flight was at 8.05, so we had time to go Premier Lounge!!...heex...went dere ate alot worth of food siaz...i nd to grow fat wad...eat 2 packets of yoghurts [dey werent dat big la..], 2 crossaints [now how do u spell dat freakin FRENCH word], a sandwich, cereal [dey generously gv it in the box form, u noe those small boxes], ya and i drank 3 packets of magnolia fresh milk. small one de la. eh it aint cheap lor. den kapoh-ed 6 packets on camel nuts, 2 sandwiches for mom, and 3 packets of yoghurt to enjoy over the days in m,sia...and 2 packets of tomato juice [i only drink dem when i travel], and 2 packets of fresh milk cos i noe dey r worth money. LOL. eh its a free trip wad. SIA mus really really hate me. HEEXZ. den on the plane full le lor...now SIA cheapskate lor...gv only a tiny tray wit a pie to eat. unlike normal meal. not only is the quantity of food less [dun talk bout quality], bud now oso no spoon/forks to kapoh lor. ], jus to let ya pple noe 3/4 of my forks, spoons and knives are frm SIA. HAHA. blame it on mom and dad.
sadly on the way back, for SOME apparent reason the lounge was "full", so we cldnt go dere...instead dey gave us a voucher to spend at coffeebean. nth much lor. mind u its 30RM. hyea jus got 2 cakes and a mocha ice-blended. m'sia airport SUX. and it corresponds my liking for the country. hurhur. haha. wow SIA terminal oso change le lei. now lyk newer liddat...haha...
`yea...now still cant find my stand up speak up band. crap la. and y isnt henry pires and e rest of e french players in Arsenal coming to singapore...eh. Beckham is coming for england lor. France arh. too confident le la. crap la. bud Paris will host the 2012 olympics la. quite sure de...bud...hiaz...yala..tmr better try to continue my work. maybe geography. haha. and read my history bk. humans day la. haha. ok...
and you make sure u hv s safe trip home....and enjoy ur dinner...
[its 8pm in Germany. Still VERY sunny....]...summertime wad...haha...signing off..
[x] i'm open-minded
4:38 PM
EMAIL wing.of.nazgul@gmail
likes^:
Mangoes, fishes (esp. sardines), yoghurts, cereals,
Arsenal FC
Bergkamp, Pires, Henry.
*Small screen:
Amazing Race, CSI NY,Ally Mac., English Premier League, UEFA Champions league,
BIG screen:
Lord of the Rings.
Legolas i.e. Orlando Bloom
Oceans 11, My best friends wedding, AI,
Music:
Incomplete, behind those hazel eyes, my happy ending, this is how a heart breaks, out of the BLUE, lost without you, let the music heal your soul..., goin' crazy.
Desires:
a new COMFORTABLE bedsheet above all others.
A 42" Plasma TV
new pencil box
Good results.
To be sane and make good friends
to be Best frenz 4eva
a Change a.s.a.p
*my's* Laws:
1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Everything takes longer than you think.
3. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
5. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
9. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10. Mother nature is a bitch.
11. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
12. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
13. Every solution breeds new problems.
Laws on the perversity of nature: :
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
i.e. The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law on research: :
The theory is supported as long as the funds are.
Laws on driving: :
1. You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you go fast enough.
2. Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the desired restraining speed.
3. The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.
4. This lane ends in 500 feet.
Love Laws:
1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (refer to 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.[notice spelling]
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9. Nice guys(girls) finish last.
10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Laws on military: :
1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
3. Friendly fire ain't.
4. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
5. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
6. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
7. The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.
8. Incoming fire has the right of way.
9. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
10. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
11. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
12. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
13. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
14. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
15. Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
16. If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
